Alright so since all of my roommates and I seem to have a crapload of work this week, I’m not at the game, so I’ll be following it on the channelsurfing.net feed here which is iffy at best right now. I may switch to the radio. Why isn’t this game on Cox? What do they have better to show on that channel?
7:07: So in the pregame John Rooke seemed to imply that Ray “The Ostrogoth” Hall may make a cameo appearance later in the season. That would make my year.
7:08: Curry misses a three, Brown comes back and nails one, and we’re losing. This is followed by Greedy missing a three. Fantastic.
7:10: Defense is taking a nap. Everyone is standing around under the hoop. This is a mess. I know it’s early but there is literally no reason for us to be losing by any amount at any point to BROWN.
7:11: VC is coming in. Thank God.
7:12: Kyle Wright ties it up. Sucks that our defense is a joke right now.
7:13: Kyle Wright is the MVP right now with 3 big threes. Couldn’t tell you how we’re winning.
7:16: Feed is pretty much down. Scrambling for a radio.
7:21: Finally got the radio going. Have no idea what the score is.
7:23: 22-16. Friars suddenly have big rebounding advantage. Not sure how that happened.
7:25: Joe Hassett: “You see kids step out of bounds a lot in college.” Especially at Brown. And right on cue, they hit a three and Hassett says it’s a “scary game”. Apparently we’re sleepwalking right now.
7:27: WE HAVE A CHAINSAW SIGHTING!
7:28: Curry has missed like 12 threes in a row. Someone stop him before he shoots again.
7:30: Sounds like we legitimately don’t care tonight. If we lose I may be selling my season tickets. Not that anyone will want them.
7:35: Bilal Dixon picks up his second foul in 7 seconds and gives Brown 3 free throws. James Still comes in, and we’ll see Bilal with 5 minutes left in the game. Also, a side note, we haven’t scored in almost 6 minutes.
7:37: Joe Hassett loves Duke Mondy. If he’ll play defense, fuck it, I like him too. Someone’s gotta do it. And holy shit, Sharaud Curry hit a three! That’s his 4th in his last 29 attempts!
7:38: Matt Sullivan has a career high with like 5 minutes to go in the first. Fuck it, let’s just start shooting on our own basket.
7:39: NO MORE FADEAWAYS. STOP IT. YOU’RE NOT IN THE NBA. FUCKING STOP.
7:43: Mondy decided to play defense tonight. Gotta love that. Kyle Wright decided to play offense tonight. Gotta love that too. Friars back on top.
7:46: Halftime: Friars 37, Brown 33. What a god damn shitshow. I think Keno needs to stab someone in the locker room, just to make a point. We’d better absolutely blow the doors off these guys in the second half, because if this is even close there’s a 20 pound analytical chemistry book in front of me that would make a damn good projectile. Speaking of which, I have not even remotely started studying. So there’s some good coming out of this game.
7:59: Joe Hassett just called Brown “this Bruins team”. Our color guy doesn’t even know what their mascot is. This is why we should be up by 30 by now.
8:02: The commercial breaks are the most entertaining thing ever. “Fuck, I had money on that game.” “Sucks to be you.” Joe Hassett and John Rooke, ladies and gentlemen!
8:05: The tastefully named Andrew McCarthy is killing us on the boards. And Bilal gets his 4th foul.
8:07: Mullery, McCarthy, and the Sullivan brothers. That is way too many Irish names for a basketball team that is almost beating us.
8:08: Marshon turns it over again as Joe Hassett says “Marshon is just playing with no confidence.” Don’t think that’s the problem.
8:09: Chainsaw with back to back blocks. Remind me why he doesn’t play?
8:12: PC has the largest lead of the game at 7. Really? REALLY? Kyle Wright hits double digits. So there’s that.
8:14: “Greedy is always open.” – Joe Hassett. Primarily because he’s shooting about 8% from 3 point range and no one bothers to guard him outside of the paint. See that? I’m abusive even when we’re doing things right! You guys wouldn’t read this shit if I wasn’t, be honest.
8:17: Tickets for the next 2 games are $5. God, they are desperate.
8:18: Greedy. Enough. Really.
8:20: VC is flying all over the place, and the lead is growing. He’s taking over the rebounding duties too since apparently no one else wants to. Can we start him? Come on, we can bump someone. Bilal will be out of the game after 2 minutes anyway. This new guy Ryan over at The State of Friars Basketball (http://gofriars.blogspot.com/) has a novel idea where we just start with a small lineup with VC at the point and Curry at the 2 with Greedy playing center and Bilal on the bench. I don’t hate it.
8:27: Greedy is starting to take over. Apparently he just made a ridiculous shot. He’s really got a lot of talent, but he needs to stop with the threes.
8:29: John Rooke: “Friars get a little sloppy.” Are you surprised, dude? They have a big lead. Why play hard?
8:33: Marshon picked up an assist. I am flabbergasted. Write this down. It may never happen again. In other news, Bilal Dixon is still in the game. It’s a Christmas miracle!
8:37: Peter Sullivan gets fouled on a three. Good thing he’s garbage and missed the free throw. He’s 2-8 and 1-4 from three point range. Let’s hold off on the praise, John/Joe.
8:38: 26% for Greedy from three? Yeah? He’s hit three tonight. He’s also shot 6. I’ll look the other way since he’s got 19 points, 7 rebounds, 2 assists and a block right now.
8:39: Marshon’s got less than 10 points again. Good. The fewer people encouraging him, the better. Maybe he’ll play his ass off in the Big East schedule. Or maybe he’ll play games high for the rest of the season. We’ll see.
8:41: Mondy’s playing some really solid D tonight. He’s really growing on me. Also playing good defense: Chainsaw. That’s 3 blocks. You don’t bring that shit in Chainsaw’s shed.
8:44: Keno’s radio commercials are really forced. I don’t think I’ll be going to Mark whatever Clothiers, since it sounds like they have our coach tied up in the basement with a gun to his head.
8:46: Brown is within 16 with 3 and a half to go. There’s still time to lose this one! Refs aren’t helping apparently.
8:47: Only 11 turnovers for the game. Not bad, although I’d really like to see this team not play like a bunch of assholes in the last 4 minutes for once. Keno is giving them a real beating right now. Good.
8:49: The lead is 14 with 2 to go. Screw it, let’s just hand them the ball until the lead is about 2.
8:50: Mondy walks and Kyle Wright commits a foul. Seriously, what the hell, let’s shoot on our own basket.
8:52: Kyle Wright hits another three. Like what I’m seeing out of him, at least against shitty teams. And that’ll do it. We win, and yet once again, I am not remotely satisfied with this team. Really looking forward to the massive blowout in the first Big East game. Don’t even know what the first BE game is. Let me check.
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Notre Dame. Yeah, ok, we’re dicked.
-SM